Worky Trick For Sleeping At The Office

Sometimes it’s important to take a good break (or I would say siesta) at your worky space. Most of the time the people around you will notice that you are sleeping. Thats why there is a great trick to sleep at your desk without somebody seeing you actually sleep. So here there go :

• Put a piece of paper on the ground under your desk
• Lay down on your desk while you leave your arm hanging down (I ain’t responsible for the purple swollen hand at the end of your arm)
• Whenever you hear somebody entering your office or your desk approaching you, just simply grab the paper while making a big “after sleep uuuuuurgh”
  

People will think that you pick up a paper but actually you are waking up from a good siesta. If necessary repeat the steps described above until you can go home fresh or making a riot at the nearest club.

Or, you can just simply say this 5 things to your boss and your co-worker when they terribly found out you’re lay down your head off:

• "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."
• "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to."
• "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."
• "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?" And the number one best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk is...
• Raise your head slowly and say, "...in God name, Amen." Enjoy and happy nap you workyass!